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不 Oh, no!
不 Oh, no.
我的天 老媽在后院啊 Oh, my God, Mum's in the backyard!
我們知道 We know!
科拉 Coral!
你有沒有經常覺得活的沒意思 "Do you often feel that life is not worth living?"
是啊 "Yes."
13歲的時候 我試圖從陽臺跳下去自殺 At 13, I attempted suicide and jumped off the veranda.
正好老爸開車過來 And just then, Dad drove up.
他被砸的五分鐘沒清醒過來 He was knocked unconscious for five minutes.
這個事成為廣為流傳的 And this event is known as...
家丑 "The Disgrace."
查看您的測試結果 "Get your test results."
-科拉 -我是人格分裂 -Coral! -I'm bipolar.
科拉 老媽又瞎轉啦 Coral, Mum's gone off again!
什么 去哪啦 What? Gone off where?
在她腦子里啊 Off her head!
太丟臉了 The embarrassment is total!
你是最大的 科拉 做點什么啊 You're the oldest, Coral. Do something!
我什么也做不了 我也瘋了 I can't do anything, I'm mad, too.
我人格分裂啊 說不定甚至是精神分裂 I'm bipolar. Maybe even schizophrenic.
快谷歌一下精神分裂癥患者 Quick! Google "schizophrenic."
我有情緒波動 深度到輕度的憂郁癥 I have mood swings, high to moderate depression
而且我認為其它人都在害我 and I think people are plotting against me!
聽著 科拉 你唯一不對的地方 The only thing wrong with you, Coral,
就是你無法忍受 is you can't stand if someone's
有人比你更神經 more mental than you.
女孩們來 我們到桌子這邊來吃晚飯 Girls, we are having dinner at the table
就像一個普通的家庭一樣 as if we were a normal family.
好吧 老媽比你更神經 Well, Mum's way more mental than you!
我們都比你更神經 We're more mental than you.
我是個反社會 莉恩是自閉癥患者 I'm a sociopath, and Leanne's autistic.
其它人都一起吃晚餐 為什么我們不呢 Other people eat dinner together, so why not us?
我們查過 We looked it up.
然后他們互相交談 And they talk to each other.
告訴對方他們一天都干了什么 Tell each other about their days.
米歇爾都比你神經 Even Michelle's more mental than you.
-她能聽到一些不尋常的聲音 -她告訴我們的 -She hears voices. -She told us.
聲音在她的腦子里 In her head!
她還認為 她被跟蹤了 And she thinks she's being followed.
被外星人跟蹤 By aliens.
蓋過她 科拉 Top that, Coral.
等你爸回家了 珍就能說"感謝主"了 Now, when your father gets home, Jane can say grace.
老爸才不回來 Dad's not coming.
自從那件家丑發生后 他就再也沒跟我們吃過晚餐啦 He hasn't had dinner with us since "The Disgrace."
科拉 Coral!
老爸討厭我們 媽媽 Dad hates us, Mum.
那是因為我們根本不是一個真正的家庭 That's because we're not a real family.
但當我們開始假裝一個 But when we start acting like one,
告訴對方我們的生活 然后唱歌跳舞 telling each other about our days, and singing and dancing,
然后他就會想和我們在一起了 then he will want to be with us.
載歌載舞 誰做那個呀 Singing and dancing? Who does that?
馮·崔普一家(電影真善美里面那家人) The Von Trapps.
不 Oh, no.
我一直想成為一個 I always wanted to be a Von Trapp. Sing Edelweiss,
穿點好看的衣服 wear little matching outfits,
忠誠于奧地利 be a credit to Austria.
不知道怎么回事我就把事情搞砸了 Somehow I got things wrong.
我把每件事都搞砸了 I ruined everything.
我讓你們放任自流 每個人都這么說 I let you girls run wild. Everyone says.
我們是你父親的恥辱 We're an embarrassment to your father.
你沒注意別人看我們的眼神嗎 Don't you see the way people stare at us?
他們 他們都盯著你 媽媽 They're staring at you, Mum.
它們就會以嫉妒的眼光看著我們團聚 Well, soon they'll be staring in envy. At our togetherness.
看著正常的我們 At our normality.
密雪兒... Michelle...
密雪兒 Michelle.
瘋狂保姆
天啊 Oh! Oh, dear.
嗨 南希 老天 Hi, Nancy! Oh! Oh, dear.
這...哦不 別又卡住了 That's... Oh. Oh, no! Oh, not again.
因為我對自己說"不能撞到垃圾箱了 雪莉" Of course, I said to myself, "Don't run over the bins, Shirley!
"不管你做什么 別再撞上垃圾箱" "Whatever you do, don't run over those bins."
但我怎么做的呢 我就撞到垃圾箱上了 And of course, what do I do? I run over the bins.
至少我沒撞在你家的垃圾箱上 南希 At least I didn't run over your bins, Nancy.
在這個小區的居民 都花費了大量的時間和精力 People in this neighborhood spend a lot of time and effort
來讓他們的家光鮮亮麗 in keeping their homes presentable.
我用牙刷刷我的車道 I scrub my drive with a toothbrush.
但這不是重點... But what's the point?
那重點是什么 What is the point?
但因為你和你的垃圾我就覺得這臟 When all I can think about is garbage because of you and your bins.
你就是個恥辱 絕對是個恥辱 You're a disgrace. An absolute disgrace.
南希...對不起 Nancy? Sorry.
"大多數自閉癥患者都能聽到奇怪的聲音" "While most schizophrenics hear voices..."
我卻聽不到 I don't hear voices.
有些人只是很短暫的停留在準精神病的水平 "...some may briefly stabilize at a pre-psychotic level,
"沒出現錯覺和幻覺" 我就是一個 "presenting without delusions and hallucinations." I'm pre-psychotic.
楚若特 我就是個準精神病 Hey, Trout. I'm pre-psychotic.
你就是個瘋子 你現在負責鯊魚秀部分 You're a fucking freak. You're in charge of the shark show.
很好啊 很炫啊 什么 什么鯊魚秀 Okay, great. Cool. What? What shark show?
在地下室的那個展覽 The new one in the basement.
崔佛·布倫德爾的驚悚大嘴秀 Trevor Blundell's Jaws of Terror.
崔佛·布倫德爾的屎下巴秀 Trevor Blundell's Terrible Jaws.
是"崔佛·布倫德爾驚悚大嘴秀" That's "Trevor Blundell's Jaws of Terror."
誰管你是什么秀啊 Who cares?
我就是崔佛·布倫德爾 This is Trevor Blundell.
哦抱歉 布倫德爾先生 Oh, sorry, Mr. Blundell!
我是科拉·穆曲穆爾 你的新助理 It's Coral Moochmore here. Your new assistant.
你要開除我嗎 我不介意的 反正我討厭鯊魚 Are you gonna fire me? I wouldn't mind. I hate sharks.
你恨鯊魚是對的 科拉 You should hate sharks, Coral.
他們是邪惡的流氓 They're vicious, murdering thugs.
大的那個 真的吃過一個首相 Did that big one really eat a Prime Minister?
或者你是瞎編的 Or did you just make that up?
拿個手電筒 去看看那個大白鯊 科拉 Grab a torch and go to the great white, Coral.
它攻擊我船的時候我才八歲 不是它死就是我亡 I was only eight years old when it attacked me boat. It was me, or him.
去看頜骨的部分 Go to the jaws.
大白鯊要三天才能消化一頓飯 科拉 It takes a great white three days to digest a meal, Coral.
我在1968年6月24日殺了它 I killed him on June 24th, 1968.
哈洛德·霍爾特 在6月23號這天消失了 Harold Holt disappeared June 23rd.
你什么意思 What does that mean?
就是說首相被它當早餐吃了 It means any Prime Minister it ate for breakfast
它死的時候首相還在它肚子里 was still in its stomach when it died.
現在把光線照到它的食道 Now shine the light down its gullet.
我不要 I don't want to.
那你又不信 那里什么都沒有 趕快 科拉 But you don't believe there's anything there. Do it, Coral.
看里面 不要 Look inside. No!
你害怕了嗎 Is that fear! hear in your voice?
是啊 Yeah.
你信這是吃了哈洛德·霍爾頓的鯊魚 Then tell me you believe this is the shark that ate Harold Holt.
這是吃了哈洛德·霍爾特的鯊魚 This is the shark that ate Harold Holt.
很好 你跟每個進來的人都要這么說 Good. Now you tell everyone else who comes in the same thing.
讓他們也信 Make them believe it, too.
那是個 那是個假人 It's a mask.
是個假人 It's a mask.
早安 穆太太 最近怎么樣啊 G'day, Mrs. Moochmore. How are you?
還不錯 謝謝你 你呢 Oh, I'm fine, thank you. How are you?
今天你一定想要一個果醬奶油甜甜圈 不是嗎 Bet you want a big jam and cream donut this morning, don't you?
我不要 Oh. Well, no.
你肯定想要 再配上一杯冰咖啡 Of course you do, and an ice coffee to go with it.
-一杯冰咖啡 -就只要一杯冰咖啡 -An ice coffee. -Just an ice coffee.
不要甜甜圈 No donut?
不 今天不要了 No, not this morning.
凱伊 穆曲穆爾太太說她不想要果醬奶油甜甜圈 Kay, Mrs. Moochmore reckons she doesn't want a jam and cream donut.
你在開玩笑嗎 What are you talking about?
你不是一直要果醬奶油甜甜圈嗎 穆太太 You always have a jam and cream donut, Mrs. Moo.
她在逗你玩 曼達 She's pulling your leg, Manda.
不 我沒有 No, I'm not.
好吧 我們給你兩個 Oh, we'll give you two.
她特想要一個 不 真的 我... She's dying for it. No, really, I...
一共五塊五毛錢 穆太太 Five dollars fifty, Mrs. Moochmore.
可是我不想要啊 But I don't want it.
你在開玩笑嗎 What are you talking about?
費這么多事 I've gone to all this trouble.
好好享用啊 穆太太 Enjoying that, Mrs. Moochmore?
好的 謝謝你 Oh, yes, thank you.
還要嗎 You want another one?
不用了 謝謝 Oh. No, thank you.
什么 What?
雪莉 你在干什么 Shirley? What are you doing?
你跟我保證過你不再吃垃圾食品了 You promised me no more fattening foods.
就這么不關心自己的身體嗎 Don't you care about your health?
我關心啊 我當然關心 I do. No, I do.
如果自己都不照顧好自己 你還想讓我關心你嗎 Well, if you don't care, how do you expect me to care?
我關心啊 我挺在意你關心我的 Oh, I do care. And I care that you care.
我買了那些女孩她們剛畫過妝 I brought the girls. They've just been glazed.
伊麗莎白一世 為了比賽買的 Elizabeth I. For the competition.
我就讓伊麗莎白一世上 現在 感覺一下米莉安的頭發 I'm doing Elizabeth I. Now, feel Miriam's hair.
快 尼龍的感覺 Go on. Nylon.
現在摸摸伊薇特的 感覺到區別了嗎 Now feel Yvette's. Feel the difference?
像人類的 Human
紅色的頭發 I want to do Elizabeth I with human hair. Red human hair.
你覺得珍下午會不會來看我 Do you think Jane would like to visit me this afternoon?
珍 她肯定會 Jane? Oh, I'm sure she would.
我會在她放學后去接她 I'll pick her up after school, then.
我想我要奶油棒 You know, I think I will have cream.
我覺得巴瑞不愛我了 I don't think Barry loves me anymore.
什么 巴瑞 這么說了嗎 What? Well, did Barry say that?
你怎么知道呢 Well, then how do you know?
他從不看我 也不跟我說話 He never looks at me. He never says anything to me.
他已經兩周沒回家啦 He hasn't come home for two weeks.
最近巴瑞的事情比較多啊 Barry's got a lot on his mind these days,
選舉要開始了嘛 what with the election coming up.
我不怪他不愛我了 I don't blame him for not loving me anymore.
我知道自己要放手 I know I've let myself go.
別 別這樣 Oh, no, stop that.
我讓女孩們在外瘋 I let the girls run wild.
我總是這么說 Well, I've always said that.
我讓別人想起了垃圾 I remind people of garbage.
誰那么想啊 Who does?
我啊 我的垃圾箱也是 I do! My bins do!
用我圣誕節給你的香水 那個比翼雙飛香水 Well, use that perfume I gave you for Christmas. That L'Air du Temps.
別哭了 Now, enough of that.
那再來個甜甜圈 Have another donut.
你說我不能再吃甜甜圈了 You said I shouldn't eat any more donuts.
如果那能讓你高興 你吃一打都行 Well, if it cheers you up, you can have a dozen donuts.
她會再吃的 She'll have another donut!
還是果醬奶油的 Jam and cream?
對 為什么不呢 我請客 Yes, why not? My treat.
能不能等會兒哭 Can't this wait till later?
不行 No!
不行 好吧 我保證一切都會好的 No. Well, I'm sure everything's fine.
一點都不好 It's not fine!
我覺得我不存在一樣 I feel like I don't exist.
你當然存在 每個人都存在 Of course you exist. Everybody exists.
我沒感覺 我坐在這 吃著我不想吃的甜甜圈 Well, I don't! I sit here and I eat donuts I don't want!
控制一下自己 別這么想 Now, get a grip on yourself! Stop this spectacle!
你怎么不去逛街呢 那總能讓我高興起來 Why don't you go shopping? That always cheers me up.
你就去購物 一直買到你高興為止 You just go shopping and you keep shopping until you cheer up.
-米歇爾 把機械人給我們 -不 不 -Michelle, give us the mechanical man. -No! No!
我沒有啊 I don't have the mechanical man!
給我們機械人 Give us the mechanical man.
米歇爾 你想要張躺椅嗎 Michelle, do you want a couch?
一張躺椅 白色可愛的躺椅 A couch! It's a lovely white couch.
她不想要 She doesn't want it.
為什么不告訴我 你爸爸中了大獎 Why didn't you tell me your father had won Wheel of Fortune?
親愛的 別不開燈 這樣不好 Darling, don't lie in here with the lights off. It's not normal.
海豚頭議會 老穆辦公室 我是蒂夏 Dolphin Heads Council, Mayor Moochmore's office, Tisha speaking.
波莉 我已經警告你兩次了 Polly, I've already warned you twice.
再有一次 我就要你出去 One more time, I'm going to ask you to leave.
巴瑞 我是說 穆曲穆爾市長 Barry! I mean, Mayor Moochmore.
家里出了急事 There's an emergency. At home.
這個太棒了 It's an Excelsior! Oh!
是吸塵器 我一直經常...它是紫色的 It's the vacuum cleaner I've always wanted, and it's purple!
我的天 又一個洗衣機 Oh, my goodness, another washing machine!
把它跟其它的放在一起 謝謝 Put it right there with the others, thank you.
-老媽 -說 -Mum? -Yes?
我很害怕 I'm scared.
別傻了 親愛的 Oh, don't be silly, darling!
你見過電視上有因為父親得了大獎而害怕的嗎 Does anyone on TV look scared when their fathers win the Wheel of Fortune?
當然沒有 他們很高興有游戲節目這種東西 Of course not! They're happy someone invented game shows!
等你爸回來 我們將吃晚飯慶祝一下 And when your dad gets home, we are gonna celebrate with dinner.
在我們的新桌子上 On our new table!
看 是南希·波伊爾 南希 哈啰 And look! There's Nancy Boyle! Nancy, hello!
看看這些家具 Hello! Look at all the furniture!
沒事 你不必害怕 It's all right, you don't have to be frightened.
又不是垃圾 都是新的 It's not rubbish. It's all new.
為我丈夫買的新的 Fabulously new, from my husband.
他在背后叫你毒南希 他真這么叫 He calls you "Noxious Nance" behind your back. He does.
他說你是個骯臟說閑話的賤人 He says you're a nasty, gossiping bitch.
但我覺得這不公平 因為你為這個小區做了很多 And I think that's unfair, because you've done a lot for this community.
至少你裝的很像 Or at least act like you have.
所以我想把這盞燈給你 So I want you to have this lamp.
你的大女兒真是個同性戀 Is your oldest daughter really a lesbian,
還是只是惡意的謠言 or is that just malicious gossip?
他回來了 我們做到了 He's here! We've done it! He's home!
他回家了 你們的父親回家啦 Your father's home! Quickly, start singing!
快 開始唱歌 Quickly, start singing!
媽 停 媽 媽 Mum, stop! Mum, Mum.
朵麗絲阿姨剪了我的頭發 Auntie Doris stole my hair!
他媽的怎么回事 What the fuck is going on?
珍 離開那個 它會被送回商店 Jane, get away from that! It's going back to the shop.
我是凱琳 I'm Kayleen.
確保你一直離熱水壺遠遠的 Make sure you leave the kettle on the whole time.
龜孫 Bastard.
坐啊 爸爸 Sit at the table, Dad.
我們給你做早飯 We're getting you breakfast.
有新鮮優質的冰啤酒爸爸 Fresh and creamy and cold for you, Dad.
讓一下 Excuse me.
你們老媽去臥龍崗玩了 Your mum is on holiday in Wollongong
她過的很高興 and she's having a wonderful time.
如果有人問 就這么說 懂嗎 If anybody asks, that's the story. You got it?
老爸 我們在想 Dad, we were thinking.
老媽不在的時候 我們可以去看看醫生 While Mum's away maybe we should be seeing somebody.
你懂的 比方說精神科醫生 You know, like a psychiatrist.
什么 What?
找人談談我們的問題 Someone to talk to about our problems.
什么 What?
所以我們不去臥龍崗 So we don't end up in Wollongong.
什么 What?
老爸我是個自閉癥患者 Dad! I'm autistic.
爸 我是個反社會 我麻木不仁 Dad, I'm a sociopath. I don't feel anything.
-我是個準精神病 -米歇爾你能聽到奇怪的聲音對吧 -I'm pre-psychotic. -Michelle hears voices. Don't you, Michelle?
什么 What?
跟老爸說你聽到什么 Tell Dad you hear voices.
我能聽到聲音 I hear voices.
我只是不停地望著遠處 And I just keep looking away.
她這么對我做了三次 She did it to me three times.
朵麗絲阿姨剪了我的頭發 Auntie Doris stole my hair!
夠了 Enough!
海豚頭里哪都沒有精神病醫生 只有瘋人院里才有 There are no psychiatrists in Dolphin Heads anywhere but the loony bin.
而這個家唯一需要去瘋人院的 And the only person in this family going to the loony bin
就是你媽 is your mother.
如果家里有個男孩就不會這樣了 This wouldn't be happening to me if I had a family of boys.
男孩有問題啊 爸爸 Boys have breakdowns, Dad.
不是澳洲男孩 Not Australian boys.
他們太忙于踢足球了 They're too busy playing football.
我有一場選舉要忙 Now I've got an election to run
我才不管你們五個 and I don't care if you five lumps
吃我的用我的 eat me out of house and home and
還花我的錢 沒人會瘋 spend every cent I make. No one is going mental.
在我瘋之前 Not before I do.
我要瘋啦 I'm going mental!
我住在一個瘋人院啊 杰克 I live in a barn, Jack.
披薩盒子堆得到處都是 There's pizza boxes piled everywhere,
因為他們沒人會做飯 because none of them can cook.
不會刷碗 不會迭床 They can't do the dishes. They don't make the beds.
簡直就是個噩夢啊 It's a nightmare!
讓雪莉別度假了 回來 Get Shirley back from her holiday.
她回不來了 She can't come back.
為什么 都過了一周了 Why not? It's been over a week.
巴瑞 你得跟我說 她離開你了嗎 Barry, you've got to level with me. Has she left you?
如果她離開了 讓她回來 伙計 Because if she has, get her back.
我們要在八周之內做民意調查 We go to the polls in eight weeks.
她在所有印有你跟女兒的傳單上 She's on all the leaflets with you and the girls.
她沒離開我 她在臥龍崗 她喜歡那 She hasn't left me. She's in Wollongong and she likes it.
我希望我能親自到那 I wish I was there meself!
不 No.
轉過去 再看看 Turn around and have another look.
能看上去正常一點 養只狗 Looks normal. Got a dog.
不 不想 No, I can't.
搭便車的 不要 Hitchhiker. No.
我是巴瑞·穆曲穆爾 Barry Moochmore.
老爸 我知道你不相信我說的 Dad, I know you don't believe anything I say,
但我是個反社會 but I'm a sociopath.
我麻木不仁 I don't have any feelings.
這是哪個 Which one is this?
是凱琳 It's Kayleen!
為什么你從不記我的名字 Why don't you ever remember my name?
別擔心 我會弄好每件事的 Look, don't worry about it. I'm going to fix everything.
大家都很尷尬啊 我應該找個帽子戴 The embarrassment is total. I have to get some hats.
他們都盯著我 People are gawking at me.
你老爸怎么想 What does Dad think?
老爸以為12歲的小孩什么都不懂 但其實他們什么都懂 Dad thinks 12-year-olds don't know anything, but they do.
珍 Jane?
別輕舉妄動 Don't make any sudden moves.
萊潑 過來 Ripper! Come here.
我沒叫他咬你啊 I didn't train him to kill.
它不是因為愛才做這個的 He does it out of love.
他為我咬人 Of course, he only kills for me.
如果有人攻擊你的話 他就只會看著 If someone attacked you, he'd watch.
我...我爸在嗎 ls my dad here?
在后面的房間 In the back room.
我要是你就不付剪頭發的錢 I wouldn't have paid for that haircut if I was you.
兄弟 我是巴瑞啊 Brother! It's Barry.
老爸 那女的是誰 Dad? Who's that woman?
我忘了 不過你要絕對聽她的 Oh. I forget her name. But you are to do everything she tells you.
不 不要 都是杰克處理的 我聽取了你的建議 No, no, everything's jake. I took your advice and got meself
然后給我自己找了個保姆 在回家路上雇了她 a babysitter, yeah? Hired her on the way home.
她也可以住在這 She can live in, too.
歐伊 Ah. Oi!
她住你房間 She's staying in your room.
那我睡哪 Where will I sleep?
你跟珍睡 You share with Jane.
我就是珍 I am Jane.
隨便啦 I don't care about that any more,
跟她好好聊聊 tell your problems to what's-her-name.
想要喝啤酒啊 伙計 好啊 十分鐘后見 Feel like a beer, mate? Great!
我沒機械人 But I don't have the mechanical man!
不賴嘛 Fair enough.
那是米歇爾 她是瘋子 我們都是 That's Michelle. She's mental. We all are.
我來評判誰是瘋子 I'll be the judge of that.
你們在干什么 What are you doing?
科拉 Coral!
-她竟然讓我們清掃 -誰啊 -She's making us clean! -Who is?
-夏茲 -她的狗可瘋了 -Shaz! -Her dog's crazy!
誰的狗 Whose dog?
夏茲的狗 如果我們不大掃除它會吃了我們 Shaz's dog. It's gonna kill us if we stop cleaning!
你是最大的 科拉 解決她 You're the oldest, Coral, get rid of her!
她在這里 She's in there.
她拿了把刀 我看見那刀插在她靴子里 She's got a knife. I saw it sticking out of her boot.
不錯嘛 Not bad!
你是誰啊 Who are you?
科拉 Coral.
像海一樣 Oh, like the sea.
珊瑚海 The Coral Sea.
我是夏茲 就叫我夏茲 I'm Shaz. Just Shaz.
-我是夏茲 就叫我夏茲 -我很強 -I'm Shaz. Just Shaz. -Ooh, I'm tough.
萊潑 Ripper!
你來這干什么 What are you doing here?
來圓滿我的命運 糾正一個嚴重的錯誤 I'm here to fulfill me destiny, right a grievous wrong.
順便看看風景 See the sights.
你們的老媽呢 Where's your mum, by the way?
她在 She's...
在臥龍崗 In Wollongong?
在度假 On holiday?
正活得很快活呢 Having a wonderful time?
我一點也不怕你 我在鯊魚表演秀工作 I'm not scared of you. I work in a shark show!
你在開玩笑吧 You're kidding.
它們是死的 但它們有一個吃了哈洛德·霍爾特 They're dead, but one of them ate Harold Holt.
別擔心 親愛的 會很快結束的 Don't worry, love. It'll have been quick.
風油精(其實是天竺薄荷油) Patchouli oil.
她是個嬉皮 She's a hippy!
是假的 It's pretend.
心...疾...診... Hmm... 'Di... dis... agnosum...'
《心理疾病診斷與統計手冊》 "Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders".
說不定像我們想的那樣 她是個精神病專家 Maybe she's a psychiatrist, like we wished for.
早安 夏儂·索恩班德 一路從塔斯馬尼亞來 G'day! Sharon Thornbender, all the way from Tassie.
這是我的女兒唐娜 Nancy. Nancy Boyle, this is my daughter, Donna.
天啊 你長得真高啊 唐娜 Cheers, you're a big one, aren't you, Donna?
你搬進哪個房子了 Which house did you say you'd moved into?
我沒有搬 你不請我進去喝杯茶嗎 I didn't. You'll have to invite me in for a cup of tea, won't you?
已經是鄰居了 Already been next door.
穆曲穆爾家 The Moochmores?
我能給你講故事嗎 Could I tell you stories.
有一次我看見雪莉·穆曲穆爾 That's what I saw, Shirley Moochmore,
站在她家的后院 standing outside in their backyard,
尖叫 screaming.
不是吧 No.
雖然說她叫的比唱的好聽 Her screaming's better than her singing, though.
把腿合攏 在我看來她自作自受 Close your legs. She brought it on herself, in my opinion.
當然這些女孩可以使任何人發瘋 Of course, those girls are enough to drive anyone around the bend.
誰讓他們變成這樣的 But who let them get that way?
就是她 She did.
-腿 -是 -Legs. -Yeah.
有一次...有一次他們買了這個泳池 Once, um... Once they bought this pool. Oh!
這個是 Oh! This is...
不 不 是這個 No... No, this...
太糟糕了 This is terrible!
不不不 你不能告訴她那個 Oh, no, no, no, you can't tell her that,
-我不會 -你不能 -I won't! -You can't!
他們搞了這個簡易泳池 They got this upright pool.
然后把它放在了后院 And they put it in their backyard,
但他們家后院在一塊斜坡上 and their backyard's on a slant.
然后所有穆曲穆爾家的人他們都進去了 So all the Moochmores, they all get in,
然后 and then...
也不是全部了 巴瑞當然沒進 因為你永遠見不著他 Well, not all of them. Not Barry, of course, 'cause you never see him.
不過因為那在一塊斜坡上 所以他們好像只能洗一邊 But because it's on a slant, they just go, like, whooshing to one side,
然后再洗另一邊 然后那個池子就裂了 and then the side... And then the side just, like, breaks.
裂了 Side breaks!
所以他們漏了一院子 So they spill out all over the yard...
-然后漂浮 -就像一串香蕉一樣推出 -And they float... -They're rolling out like a bunch of bananas.
雪莉·穆曲穆爾 她又開始尖叫了 Shirley Moochmore, she just starts screaming again.
就像隔壁住的是原住民似的 It's like living next to an Aboriginal encampment.
因為老媽討厭土著 'Cause Mum hates Abos.
那雪莉·穆曲穆爾這幾天去哪里了 And where is Shirley Moochmore these days?
這是個懸賞百萬的問題 There's the million dollar question.
你真笨 You're such an idiot!
科拉 救我 Coral, help!
我活這么些年 從來沒見過這么悲劇的 In all me life, I have never witnessed a sorrier display.
-誰 -雪莉 -Yep? -Shirley?
不是 你是誰 No, who's this?
我是朵莉絲·查爾斯 This is Doris Charles speaking.
你是朵莉絲·查爾斯阿姨嗎 Ah, would this be Auntie Doris Charles?
誰啊 Who's this?
我是夏茲阿姨 This is Auntie Shaz speaking.
夏茲阿姨 Auntie Shaz?
我不知道巴瑞有個妹妹 I didn't know Barry had a sister.
我比其它的保姆強多了 Yeah, well, I'm more the auntie you earn than the other kind.
什么其它類型 What other kind?
你的口味 戀發癖型 Your kind. The hairdressing kind.
我沒有戀發癖 I'm not a hairdresser.
那你最好把珍的頭發還給她 Oh. Well, you'd better give Jane her hair back, then, hadn't you?
好吧 另一個 OK. Another one.
還是我 It's still me.
你知道在城里他們都怎么說你們嗎 You know what they say about youse in this town?
他們說你們是一群瘋子 他們說你們不屬于這里 They say youse are freaks. They say you don't belong.
說你們是一無是處 做什么都成不了事的無業游民 They say you're good-for-nothing layabouts who never achieve nothing.
如果有人這么說我 我一定割了他們的喉嚨 If someone said that about me, I'd cut their throats.
你們為什么不出去割了他們的喉嚨 Why aren't youse out there, cutting their throats?
因為他們說的是真的 Because it's true.
有人在外面看著我們啊 There's someone outside watching us.
哈啰 Hello?
哈啰 Hello!
我覺得他們掛了 I think they hung up.
米歇爾 你電話沒拿對 親愛的 Michelle. You're holding the phone the wrong way, my darl.
說話 Hello?
米歇爾 Michelle?
是啊 Yeah?
能說話嗎 Can you talk?
能啊 Yeah.
我是朵麗絲阿姨 你們一切還好吧 It's Auntie Doris. ls everything all right?
是你在外面的車上嗎 Oh, is that you outside in the car?
你媽呢 Where's your mother?
度假去了 On holiday.
度假去了 那 那巴瑞呢 你老爸呢 On holiday? Well, where's Barry? Where's your father?
我不知道啊 他從不在家的 I don't know. He's never here, is he?
可能他死了 但他們忘了告訴我們了 Maybe he's dead and they forgot to tell us.
你能從窗戶看見我嗎 Can you see me at the window?
我在向你招手啊 干嘛不進來 I'm waving at you. Why don't you come in?
不 我不能進來 No, no, I can't come in.
她從不進來 她認為我們是豬 She never comes in. She thinks we're pigs.
真的 Really?
我們現在不是豬啊 這里很干凈啊 看見沒 We're not pigs now. It's all tidy, see?
你是不是車拋錨了 Did you break down, or something?
我們可以出來幫你推一把 We could come out and give you a push.
米歇爾 夏茲這女的是誰 Michelle, look, who is this Shaz woman?
你好啊 G'day!
我就是一路從塔斯馬尼亞來的 夏儂·索恩班德 Sharon Thornbender, all the way from Tassie.
用免提聽筒 用免提聽筒 Put it on speaker, put it on speaker!
別做任何驚訝的舉動 朵莉絲 Don't make any sudden moves, Doris,
他只是過來看看你是不是性變態 he's checking to see if you're a sex pervert.
萊潑可以在十步之內嗅出一個瘋子 Can't be too careful. And Ripper here can sniff out a psycho at 10 paces.
它一定不喜歡你的味道 朵莉絲 Oh, he doesn't like the smell of you, Doris.
你不是性變態吧 You're not a sex pervert, are ya?
不是啊 No!
那你坐在這兒黑不拉嘰的干什么 Then what are you doing sitting out here in the dark, then?
你是老蕾絲邊在找無輕女孩約炮啊 You some old lezzy on the prowl for young girls?
當然不是 我結婚了 Certainly not! I'm married!
證明一下啊 Prove it.
我有戴戒指啊 I have a ring.
切 是個人都可以給你個戒指 Anyone could've given you that.
說不定是另外一個蕾絲邊給你的呢 Another lezzy could've given you that.
你可能是一個偽裝成 You could be the head of a coven of lezzies
已婚黃臉婆的蕾絲邊啊 天啊 masquerading as old married women. Jesus!
萊潑 它們在后面 Ripper, they're in the back!
不 他們是我的孩子 別傷害他們 No! Oh, no! Not my girls, don't hurt them!
他們是什么 What are they?
他們是我的娃娃 為了比賽做的 They're dolls! I make them for competitions,
很貴的啦 求你了 they're very expensive, now, please!
請快點讓狗放開那些娃娃 Just get your dog off!
萊潑 放開他們 Ripper, get off them!
真扯啊 我以為它們是奇怪的矮人 而你是他們的頭目呢 Oh, spun out! I thought they was wee dwarves and you was their leader.
我的娃娃得過獎呢 I've won prizes for my dolls.
天啊 我看到的這是什么呀 God, look at them staring!
把他們蓋上 我都要嚇死了 Cover them up, I'm gonna freak out!
你剪了珍的頭發做了它們中的一個是嗎 You skinned Jane for one of them, didn't you?
你親外甥女啊 就為了你能得獎 Your own niece, so you could win prizes.
我有雪莉的許可 I had Shirley's permission.
雪莉說你可以割掉她女兒的頭發 Oh, Shirley said you could chop off her daughter's hair
接到一個禿頭娃娃上嗎 and put it on some bald doll?
你怎么認識雪莉的 How do you know Shirley?
她在哪兒 你對她干了什么 Where is she? What have you done with her?
她在臥龍崗啊 She's in Wollongong.
是嗎 Oh.
她原來去過臥龍崗不是嗎 Been to Wollongong before, has she?
是啊 Yeah.
我在這邊經常聽到雪莉的事呢 I've been hearing a lot about Shirley around here.
沒什么好事 None of it flattering.
說起來她像一個極品奇葩主婦 Sounds like she was a shocking housekeeper
但卻為她的女兒的事操心 but thought the world of her daughters.
對吧 That right?
在家庭情感和家務之間掙扎很難呢 It's hard to juggle a home and a family.
我是說我知道我自己也有兩個孩子 I should know, I have two children myself.
你有嗎 Do you?
我承認有的孩子比較讓人放心 Some children are less trouble than others, I reckon.
我很幸運我的孩子天生就愛干凈 I was lucky. My children are naturally tidy.
我猜也很安靜 Quiet too, I bet.
我很嚴格的但孩子就需要這樣 I was strict. But children need that.
我還編出了他們日常職責的冊子 I posted a daily roster of their responsibilities.
你確定你真的是雪莉的親姐姐 Are you sure you're Shirley's sister?
我大她十歲 We're 10 years apart.
我一直還把雪莉當家里的那個小孩帶著 I still think of Shirley as the baby of the family,
失去一切的老么 the one who got away with everything.
但她仍擁有最可貴的 信任的天性 But she's a dear thing, with a sweet, trusting nature.
是啊 雪莉·穆曲穆爾的生活中一切都來了 Yeah, it's all coming together, the life of Shirley Moochmore.
萊潑 Ripper!
我懂你朵莉絲 I understand you, Doris.
很快 你也會懂我的 And soon, you're gonna understand me.
此話不祥啊 That sounds ominous.
你不會知道的 You wouldn't know.
媽的那是個假人 Shit, it's a mask!
我叫了嗎 Did I scream?
你看見了我娘的一面 科拉 You're seeing me feminine side, Coral.
女孩就喜歡這樣的 是嗎 這讓你性興奮了吧 Girls like that, don't they? It turns you on, don't it?
也讓我很性興奮啊 Well, it turns me on!
我覺得你不喜歡我 楚若特 I didn't think you liked me, Trout.
你讓我在閉館后看了那鯊魚 不是嗎 You let me see the sharks after closing time, didn't you?
這是你的獎勵 This is your reward.
你喜歡我什么啊 楚若特 What do you like about me, Trout?
什么 What?
你很不一樣 You're different.
怎么個不一樣法 How am I different?
我不知道啊 很難講啊 I don't know, it's hard to say. You're missing something.
你要不是太多缺點就是多了點什么 我也不知道是哪種 Or you got too much of it, I don't know which!
-別這樣 -對不起 -Ow! Don't... -Oh, sorry.
沒事吧 You okay?
那是什么聲音 你...你聽到了嗎 What was that? Did you hear that?
你鎖門了嗎 那就沒什么 Did you lock the door? It's nothing.
楚若特 有人在這 別這樣 別 楚若特 下來 Trout, there's somebody here! No, no, Trout, get off!
你沒事吧 You Okay?
楚若特 我要電暈你 Trout, I've temporarily paralyzed you.
你會暈過去20秒 You'll be right in 20 seconds.
我逮到你了 While I've got you here,
科拉是崔佛·布倫德爾大嘴鯊魚驚悚秀的員工 Coral's an employee of Trevor Blundell's Jaws of Terror shark show.
作為崔佛·布倫德爾 我要保護她 不行就是不行 And being Trev Blundell, I'll look out for her. "No" means "no."
不是可能或者要更多的意思 Doesn't mean "maybe" or "more, please."
我跟科拉有幾次交談 生理上她是女性 I've had a few conversations with Coral. Physically, she's all woman.
心理上呢 她是...現在沒能耐擺脫她的童年陰影 Mentally, she's ill-equipped to part with her girlhood right now.
我不是說不可能 可能要過個幾年吧 Not saying never. Maybe in a couple of years.
你現在沒事了 楚若特 You're okay now, Trout.
穿衣服 Piss off.
楚若特不適合你 Trout's not right for you.
我獵殺鯊魚獵了40年了 見過他這型的 I've been hunting sharks 40 years. Seen his type before.
完全靠本能 什么都不怕 All instinct, no feeling.
就是先追后睡 再下一個 He craves, devours, moves on.
楚若特不是鯊魚 Trout isn't a shark.
男生又不是鯊魚 Boys aren't sharks.
什么都是鯊魚 Everything is sharks.
生活就是鯊魚 Life is sharks.
一百萬年前 當恐龍快掛了的時候 Hundred million years ago, when the dinosaurs lay dying,
他們最后看見的就是鯊魚在鄙視他們 last thing they saw was sharks, laughing at 'em.
這也是我們最后會看到的 It's the last thing we'll see, too.
我要辭職 因為我覺得你是個瘋子 I'm quitting my job, because I think you're mental.
瘋子也是鯊魚 Mental is a shark.
-不是 -就是 -It is not. -It is.
我現在超想自己精神分裂 I expect to be schizophrenic any day now.
而且我所有的研究都沒提到鯊魚 從來沒有 And none of my research mentions sharks, ever.
是嗎 Is that right?
我在瘋人院待過 I've been in a lunatic asylum.
五年之前 在我女兒去世 我妻子瘋了之后 Five years ago, after me daughter died, me wife lost her mind.
我與發瘋對戰 發瘋是一條鯊魚 I've battled insanity, and it's a shark.
在你身邊游來游去 等你掉進去 It circles your boat waiting for you to fall.
你看不見它 但它就在那里 You can't see it, but it's there.
你知道這種感覺吧 科拉 You know that feeling, Coral?
當然如果你沒感覺 我可以秀給你看 Because if you don't, I can show it to you.
他們包圍了我們 科拉 They have us surrounded, Coral.
瘋狂就是你看見他們時候 Madness is when you see 'em.
正常 Sanity.
不正常 Insanity.
別想著要當神經病了 科拉 Don't dream of madness, Coral.
等神經病來找你的時候 你可是逃不了 When madness gets you, there's no "you" left.
就只是發瘋了 Just madness.
如果太晚了怎么辦 What if it's too late?
我13歲的時候嘗試從陽臺跳下去自殺 I tried to kill myself when I was 13 by jumping off the veranda,
因為覺得自己太丑太不正常了 because I'm ugly and I'm abnormal.
而且我媽媽在精神病院 我妹妹跟外星人說話 And my mum's in the loony bin, my sister talks to aliens
我老爸討厭我們 and my dad hates us.
甚至我在這里跟你說話都很不正常 Even me being here talking to you isn't normal.
看看你 Look at you.
你又老 又有奇怪的傷疤 You're old. You have weird scars.
還有你跟我在一起這是要怎樣 And what do you wanna be with me for, anyway?
你讓我想起了一個人 You remind me of someone.
不要喪失自我 科拉 Don't lose yourself, Coral.
我知道盡管不太像你想要的那樣 I know it don't seem like much,
但那是你的全部 but it's all you got.
那樣很不好 凱倫非常不好 That's very inappropriate, Karen. Very inappropriate.
這不是一個真正的浪漫的故事 Well, it's not a really romantic story.
好吧 有點小羅曼蒂克 Well, there's a romantic bit in it.
巴瑞當年25 我24 Barry was 25 and I was 24,
我們第二次約會的時候 他某種程度上強要了我 and on our second date he sort of raped me.
我覺得你現在可以叫它"強奸約會" Date rape, I suppose you'd call it now.
在海豚頭大賭場的臺階上 Yeah, on the terrace of the Dolphin Heads Casino.
他先喝了點酒 Well, he'd had a bit to drink
然后瞬間就壓在我身上了 and suddenly he was all over me.
然后我就喊不要 不要 像你一樣 And I'm there going, "No, no," like you do.
但是你也知道男人是什么德行 You know how men are.
他們跟著老二走啊 不是嗎 They just go with the flow, don't they?
不管怎樣 第二天 我告訴自己 Anyway, next day I said to myself,
雪莉 如果三周之內 "Shirley, if he doesn't call you
他不打電話給你 你就是個婊子 "in three weeks, you're a slut."
還沒滿三周 Of course, before three weeks was up,
我就發現我懷了科拉還有... I found out I was pregnant with Coral, and...
但他確實打了電話給我 But he did call me.
真的 Yes.
這有點羅曼蒂克 That's the romantic bit.
不過他確實嚇了一跳 Boy, did he get a surprise.
我知道你會認為強奸是婚姻的隱患 I suppose you think that's a bad foundation for a marriage. rape.
我聽過更糟的 I've heard worse.
真的 Have you?
我遇過更糟的 I've lived worse.
真的嗎 Have you?
你是不會想知道的 You wouldn't know.
所以 你不像我其它的醫生 你教我一些事情 See, you're not like my other doctors, because you tell me stuff.
小點聲 雪莉 Keep your voice down, Shirley.
我不想讓他們偷到我的方法 You don't want 'em stealing me techniques.
你認為我用食物來當精神慰藉嗎 So do you think I use food as an emotional crutch?
-當然不 -那瀑布呢 -Nope. -What about waterfalls?
瀑布怎么啦 What about waterfalls?
寇蘭醫生說 我覺得要垮的時候 Dr. Kurland says that whenever I feel overwhelmed,
就想想瀑布 I should think of waterfalls. Bullshit.
扯淡 他們對你生活中的日常痛苦能做什么 What are these doctors doing about the daily misery that is your life?
閉上眼這樣想 Close your eyes and imagine this.
巨大的腫瘤在侵蝕你的大腦 A giant tumor eating your brain.
你來到了一個滿是醫生的醫院 You come to a hospital filled with doctors,
腦入侵瘤的專家會怎么做 experts on brain-eating tumors, and what do they do?
把你的頭發梳的蓋過凸起的地方 Brush your hair over the bulge,
這樣就不會有人看到腫瘤 然后送你回家 so no one can see it and send you home.
但你需要的是 有人來切除腫瘤 But what you need is someone to cut out the tumor,
這樣你才能活下去 so you can live.
夏茲 Shaz.
不 珊卓拉 Oh, no! Sandra!
天啊 太扯了吧 你在這干嘛 你這個瘋子 Spun out! What are you doing in here, you mad boong?
他們一致認為我患了邊緣型人格分裂癥 They reckon I've got borderline personality disorder.
邊緣你個頭啊 Borderline fucking personality.
他們怎么他媽的知道我有這么操蛋的性格 What the fuck do they know about my fuckin' personality?
去你的 Fucking nothing!
我還是充滿活力 Hey, I'm still vibrant.
對某些人來說過于充滿活力 Too vibrant for some, hey?
夏茲 你還記得嗎 Shaz, do you remember?
閉嘴 Shut up.
我承認我多喝了點酒 有點腦子不清楚 I admit I had a bit too much to drink, got a bit out of hand.
記不得了 不管怎樣 I don't remember, anyway.
打了一架 做了個委托 然后我就到這啦 Bit of a punch-up, bit of a committal, here I am.
是啊 他們把雪莉也弄來了 Yeah, they got Shirley in here, too.
干 不是吧 雪莉 你也進來了 Fuck, no! Shirley, you're in here, too?
你是誰啊 Who are you?
我是雪莉·穆曲穆爾 Shirley Moochmore.
真他媽是個有夠白癡的名字啊 難怪他們把你弄進來 What a stupid fuckin' name. No wonder they put you away!
親愛的 Aw. Aw, sweetie.
她是很好的一個人 Hey, she's great, this one.
已經把你護之翼下了嗎 Has she taken you under her wing?
是啊 Yeah.
雪莉是我的課題對象 Shirley's me project.
你也是索恩班德醫生的病人 Are you one of Dr. Thornbender's patients as well?
是啊 Yep.
我很喜歡她 And I love her.
我不喜歡白人 這是原則 除了 夏茲 And I don't like whities as a rule, but Shaz?
夏茲不是白人 她是獨立的新人種 Shaz isn't white. She's a new color.
她是染劑 She's mauve.
真的 夏茲 你個染色劑 你就他媽是染色劑 It's true, Shaz. You're mauve. You're fucking mauve!
現在夏茲知道 Now Shaz knows.
她也知道 She knows.
她會改變你操蛋的生活 She's gonna change your fuckin' life.
這正是我的感覺 That's the impression I get.
你們兩個的問題就是 放任別人說你們是瘋子 The problem with you two is you let people say you're crazy.
別人說你是瘋子 你就認自己是瘋子 You're only as crazy as you let people say you are.
我從不讓任何人說我是瘋子 所以我很正常 I don't let anyone say I'm crazy, so I'm normal.
你們呢 你們讓別人說你們是瘋子 You, you let everyone say you're crazy,
所以你們你們才進到這里 so you're in here.
寇蘭醫生說我... Dr. Kurland...
不管那些醫生怎么說 雪莉 I don't care what them doctors say, Shirl.
你怎么想的 What do you say?
你是真瘋了嗎 Are you crazy?
我抵抗的不好 I don't cope well.
有的是不用進瘋人院和用藥物的應對方法 There's ways of coping that don't involve loony bins and drugs.
有攻式處理法 守式處理法 There's offensive and defensive coping.
我自已一直偏愛于攻式處理法 I've always favored offensive, meself.
我用攻勢處理法超牛 You might say I invented it.
我將帶你離開這里 雪莉 I'm gonna get you out of here, Shirl.
但首先 我們要干掉你的腫瘤 But first we gotta deal with them tumors of yours.
快起床 我們要爬山啦 Rise and shine! We got mountains to climb, starting now!
給我們機械人 Give us the mechanical man.
我沒有機械人 I don't have the mechanical man!
忘了吧 Forget about that.
你永遠都不可能給他們機械人 You're never gonna give 'em the mechanical man,
因為你不是迷失太空里的角色 because you're not a character in Lost in Space.
快起床 然后穿衣服 Now get up and get dressed.
你說毒南希爬過這座山嗎 You think Noxious Nance has climbed this mountain?
當然沒有 Course not!
她就忙著刷她的車道了 爬山需要勇氣 She's too busy scrubbing her driveway. This takes guts!
和毅力 Perseverance.
你確定朵麗絲阿姨爬過這個山 You reckon Auntie Doris has climbed this mountain?
她都不知道這座山在這 She doesn't even know it's here!
你們要相信自己 孩子們 還要相信彼此 You gotta believe in yourselves, girls, and each other!
我走不動了 我不走了 I can't go any further. I won't.
你到不了這個山頂 科拉 你就什么都不是 You don't get to the top of this mountain, Coral, then you're nothing.
就像他們認為的那樣 Just like they say you are.
爬到山頂到底是想干什么啊 What's the point of getting to the top, anyway?
為了不在最底 Not being at the bottom.
加油啊 孩子們快到了 馬上到了 Come on, girls! That's it. Almost there!
我辦不到啊 I can't do it!
加油啊 米歇爾 Come on, Michelle!
加油 Move!
米歇爾 快動啊 Come on, Michelle! Just move it!
我不行啊 I can't!
我們都在這等著呢 We're all waiting here!
珍 科拉 你們到她后面去推她一把 Jane! Coral! Get in behind her and give her a push.
我不行啊 I can't!
推 推 Push!Push!
她太重了 She's too heavy!
她一點都不重 她是你姐姐 She's not heavy. She's your sister!
一 二 三 推 One, two, three! Push!
就是這樣 米歇爾 That's it, Michelle.
我在飛 I'm flying!
每個人 撿起塊石頭 Everybody pick up a rock.
有一天 這石頭會對你們有特殊的意義 One day this rock is gonna mean something to you.
你可能會失去唯一你愛過的 You might lose the only thing you ever loved
或者唯一愛過你的 or that ever loved you.
但你看著這塊石頭的時候 You're gonna look at this rock
你將會說我撐的住 and you're gonna say, "I can take it."
因為我爬過這座山 Because I climbed a mountain.
這就是外星人住的地方 This is where they live.
這就是那個聲音產生的地方 It's where the voices live.
在這能更清楚的聽見他們呢 I can hear them clearer up here.
他們在唱歌 They're singing.
他們很快樂 They're happy.
他們就是從迷失太空來的吧 夏茲 They was from Lost in Space, wasn't they, Shaz?
是啊 Yeah.
我一聽你說就知道 Knew as soon as I heard you.
給我們機械人 "Give us the mechanical man!"
很不錯的一集 Great episode.
當然 不過沒有史密斯博士變成樹的那集好 Of course, not as great as the episode where Dr. Smith turns into a tree,
但你不能得到一切 but you can't have everything.
你盯上他們了 米歇爾 You're onto 'em now, Michelle.
他們要想點辦法了 They're gonna have to think of something else.
你們每一個都是神經病 None of youse are mental.
除了你 米歇爾 你是個瘋子 Except you, Michelle. You're bonkers.
但剩下的人 But the rest of youse?
都不是 No.
那如果我們不是神經病 那就是我們不受歡迎 But if we're not mental, we're just unpopular.
我會給你們秀一下什么是真正的瘋子 I'll show you the meaning of the word "mental."
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強迫癥 "Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder."
就是她 Yeah, that's her.
固執 小氣 占有欲強 沒創造性 沒想象力 "Stubborn, stingy, possessive, uncreative and unimaginative.
熱衷于無意義的細致清理活動 "Devoted to meaningless activities that require being tidy and meticulous."
就是她 It is her.
是啊 他們都在那整個小區都是 Yeah. They're all in there. The whole neighborhood.
看見哪個幻想癥患者了嗎 See that delusional over there?
他昨天割了同樣的一塊草皮 He mowed the same strip of grass yesterday.
他控制不住自己 He can't help himself.
看 看他 快看 Look!Look! Look at him! Look!
然后就瘋了 Upset the delicate balance of their fantasy world, they go nuts.
他們不可能都是瘋子 But they can't all be mental.
那有什么奇怪的 What are the odds of that?
你們無意中發現了生命的意義 自己都沒察覺 Youse have stumbled on the meaning of life and you don't even know it!
美國 America.
歐洲 Europe.
亞洲 Asia.
繞一圈然后是澳大利亞 And all the way down here is Australia.
單獨的 孤立的 Alone. Isolated.
沒想過為什么嗎 為什么我們在下面嗎 Ever wonder why? Why we're down here?
我們是殖民地 Well, we were a penal colony.
是 那是故事的開頭 對的 Well, that's the cover story, yeah,
但 歷史上 他們經常把瘋子送到哪 but historically, where have they always sent the loonies?
當然能送多遠送多遠 As far away as possible.
你去不了比澳大利亞更遠的地方啦 You can't get any further away than Australia.
我們不是塊殖民地 我們是瘋子集中營 We weren't a penal colony. We were a lunatic asylum.
我們的祖先是瘋子 我們就是結果 Our ancestors were loonies and this is the result.
看看周圍 沒什么是正常的 Have a look around. There's no such thing as normal.
只是不同類型的瘋子罷了 There's just different shades of mental.
你們都是在瘋子集中營里的瘋子 Your totally mental are in the lunatic asylums.
其余的那些 妄想癥 邊緣癥 強迫癥 The rest of 'em, the delusionals, borderlines, compulsives,
偏執狂 精神分裂癥患者 paranoids, schizoids,
組成了我們所知的澳大利亞 make up Australia as we know it.
我們只是在持續的 We're nothing but a living experiment in madness
被世界精神病領域 關注瘋狂的活試驗品 under constant observation by the psychiatric community of the world.
那如果我們被觀察 而且瘋了 But if we're all under observation and mental,
我們怎么被允許離開澳洲呢 how come we're allowed to leave?
她離開了 她事實上是個英國佬 Kylie Minogue? She left. She's practically British.
在任何實驗中 都有實驗組小白鼠和對照組小白鼠 In any experiment, there's test mice and control mice.
對照組小白鼠以某種方法被標記 Control mice are marked in some way
然后送回正常的世界 作為對照 and sent off into the normal world as comparisons.
凱莉·米洛是對照組老鼠 Kylie Minogue's a control mouse.
凱特·布蘭琪也是對照組老鼠 Cate Blanchett, control mouse.
羅素·克洛一只不受控制的對照組老鼠 Russell Crowe, a control mouse out of control.
魯伯特·梅鐸 妮可·基嫚 Rupert Murdoch, Nicole Kidman.
對照組的老鼠是無窮無盡的 The list of control mice is endless.
那你呢 夏茲 What about you, Shaz?
我怎么了 What about me?
知道什么叫趨同性嗎 Do you know the meaning of the word "conformity"?
我不知道 I don't.
我很本能的不知道 I instinctively do not know it.
這就是他們怎么認識我的 從我生出來就知道 That's how they knew about me. Knew about me from birth.
他們一直在我屁股后面 They been after me ever since.
誰在你后面 Who's after you?
科學家 Scientists.
想要我的大腦 After me brain.
他們想研究我 復制我 They wanna study me, clone me,
或者防止再出現我這種人 or prevent me from happening again.
我也不知道哪一種 反正我不是瘋子 I don't know which. I'm not psychic.
幸運的很 我有萊潑 Luckily, Ripper is.
他會在他們接近的時候警告我 He warns me when they're getting too close.
而且我知道他們為什么害怕我 And I understand why they're scared of me.
我是人類下一步進化的方向 I'm the next step to human evolution.
像完美發展的進一步 A next step to perfection.
他們還不想讓我組建一只軍隊 And they don't want me building an army.
什么軍隊 What army?
一支我這種人的軍隊 An army of me.
因為我能看出來誰像我 Because I can see the ones who are like me,
一樣天生沒有趨同性 born without the instinct to conformity.
這就是我來海豚頭的原因 That's what led me to Dolphin Heads.
你認為你老爸偶然的為我停車了嗎 You think it was an accident your dad stopped for me?
他必須停 He had to.
這是他的命運 It was his destiny.
老爸跟你很像 Dad's like you?
不是 No.
我是跟你們很像 Youse are.
你們是我的軍隊 Youse are me army.
你們才是下一代 Youse are next steps,
卻因為趨同力量的不認可而倒下了 but crushed into unrecognizability by the forces of conformity.
給你 米歇爾 There you go, Michelle.
店里招待的果醬奶油甜甜圈 A "yam and cream donut, on the house.
我不想要果醬奶油甜甜圈 I didn't want a jam and cream donut.
你說得跟你老媽一模一樣啊 Oh, you sound just like your mum when you say that.
她也經常告訴我們 她不要果醬奶油甜甜圈 She's always telling us she doesn't want the jam and cream donuts, too.
然后卻沒命的吞了他們 Then she shovels 'em down like there's no tomorrow.
不是嗎 凱伊 Doesn't she, Kay?
我們可喜歡你老媽了 We love your mum.
我們經常叫她穆太太 We call her Mrs. Moo.
她這幾天在哪啊 Where is she these days?
她在臥龍崗度假 She's in Wollongong. On holiday.
需要休息一段時間 是不是 Having a rest, is she?
一段美好漫長的休息 我相信你 Nice long rest? I'll believe you.
其它人都不會信 Thousands wouldn't.
現在 其它穆家的呢 Now, how about the rest of you Moos?
你們是準備第二批去嗎 Are you ready for seconds'?
她在一個精神病院 She's in a mental institution.
她有點崩潰 She had a nervous breakdown.
跟她在一起太久了吧 Get too much for her, did it?
你或許能這么說 Mmm. You might say that.
你可以說這個地方毀了他的心智 You might say this place broke her spirit.
海豚頭 才不是呢 Dolphin Heads?
海豚頭是世界上最好的城市 Best town in the world.
是嗎 That right?
是啊 Yeah.
如果她瘋了的話 也不是海豚頭的錯 If she's gone crazy, it won't be Dolphin Heads.
有一些瘋子離我家很近 我很確定 Something closer to home, I reckon.
你叫什么名字 親愛的 What's your name, sweetheart?
曼達 Manda.
我是這的經理 I'm the manageress.
這是凱伊 This here's Kay.
曼達 Manda.
我們在讀關于你的部分 曼達 是不是孩子們 We've just been reading about you, Manda, haven't we, girls?
就在這 在書里 Right here in me book.
那是什么書 What book's that?
這書就像圣經一樣 除了講的更多是澳大利亞而不是天堂 It's kind of like the Bible, except more about Australia than heaven.
這是你的部分369頁 你能讀一下嗎 Here youse are. Page 369. Can you read that?
施虐人格障礙癥 "Sadistic Personality Disorder."
不 不是那塊 是劃線的那塊 No, not that bit. The underlined bit.
你覺得這個果醬奶油甜甜圈真他媽的好吃 You think these jam and cream donuts are so fucking great,
那你吃啊 you eat 'em!
孩子們 我想小凱伊也想吃果醬奶油甜甜圈 I think young Kay wants a jam and cream donut, girls.
你們覺的呢 What do you think?
一點職業小建議神經病 A little career advice, psychos.
顧客永遠是對的 The customer is always right!
如果穆家人不想要果醬奶油甜甜圈 If the Moos don't want jam and cream donuts,
他們就是不要果醬奶油甜甜圈 they don't get jam and cream donuts!
他們就是在耍你們穆家人 They are out to get you, Moochmores.
那些賤人很無理 是他們先挑事的 And these bitches are ruthless! They declared war.
有件事站在我們這邊 Well, we've got one thing on our side.
他們瘋了而我們沒有 They're crazy, and we're not.
真是太棒啦 That was fantastic!
曼達和凱伊倒在地上 Manda and Kay lying on the ground...
有疑問啊 是不是 科拉 Got your doubts. Haven't you, Coral?
我想相信你 夏茲 但我不是完美的 I wanna believe you, Shaz, but I'm not perfect.
看看我 Look at me.
我丑陋 I'm ugly,
笨手笨腳的 我不受歡迎 awkward and unpopular.
這就是你完美的證明啊 That's proof of your perfection.
他們想讓你討厭自己 科拉 They want you to hate yourself, Coral.
那樣他們就能控制你 That way, they control you.
等他們控制了你 他們也搶了你的力量 And when they control you, they've robbed you of your power.
什么力量 What power?
有一次一個醫生說我只能再活6個月了 A doctor once told me I had six months to live.
我拔出我的刀架在脖子上 I took out my knife held it to his throat,
然后我說 你把話收回去 and I said, "You take it back."
他就收回去了 He took it back
我依然活著 and I lived.
我做不了那樣 I couldn't do that.
不 你可以的 Nah. You could.
我不能拿刀對任何人 I couldn't pull a knife on anyone.
不 你不需要一把刀 No, you don't need a knife.
你比我堅強 You're stronger than I am.
別說了 Shut up.
接受了足夠的痛和羞辱后 你的一部分就死去了 Take enough pain and humiliation and a part of you dies.
但剩下的部分是無堅不摧的 But the part that's left can't be hurt no more.
我稱之為金剛狀態夏茲 I call that a State of Shaz.
我遠離了痛苦和羞辱 I am beyond pain and humiliation.
我是終身羞恥的復仇天使 I am the avenging angel of the perpetually humiliated.
我會救你的 科拉 I'll save you, Coral.
我會救你們全家的 I'll save your whole family.
我會讓你變得強大 I'll make you strong.
作為回報 你要給我撐住 And in return, you make me whole.
怎么辦 How?
從開門開始 警察來了 Start by answering the door. The cops are here.
你看 你有個選擇 You've got a choice.
事情可以保持原狀 或者你絕地反擊 Things can either stay the way they are, or you can fight back.
這個女的跟你們說什么了嗎 So did this woman say anything to you?
-沒有 沒有 -說了 -No. No. -Yes.
-說了 -沒說 沒有 沒有 -Yes. -No. No. No.
沒有 她沒說 No, she didn't.
沒說 No.
說了嗎 Did she?
她說我們是人類進化的下一步 She said we were the next steps in human evolution.
趨向完美的一步 The next steps to perfection.
-什么 你們 -是啊 -What? You lot? -Yeah.
你們可憐的老爸 Oh, your poor dad.
給他們看看這個 然后我們就離開 Show 'em this, so we can get out of here.
這個應該是她嗎 Is this supposed to be her?
根據我們6個目擊者所說的 是的 Yes, according to six eye witnesses.
他們錯了 Well, they're wrong.
她的頭發不是棕色的 是金色的 Her hair wasn't brown. It was blonde.
金的 Blonde.
而且她不是5英尺高 她有6英尺 And she wasn't 5 foot, she was 6 foot.
-是啊 她可高了 -是的 她真的很高 -Yeah, she was tall. -Yep, she was really tall.
還有她的眼睛不是藍的是棕色的 And her eyes weren't blue. They were brown.
棕色的眼睛 Brown eyes?
而且她是中國人 And she was Chinese.
是 是的 Yep, that's right.
她是個中國人 She was Chinese.
她是純種中國人 Was she all Chinese?
除了她有法國血統 Except for the French bits.
記得那個在60無代唱的念心的白種白癡 Remember that fucking awful white racist shit song
唱的種族歧視的屎歌嗎 by them fat, ugly, white racist bastards in the '60s,
我的回旋鏢回不來啦 My Boomerang Won't Come Back?
我的回旋鏢確實回不來了 Well, my boomerang won't come back!
南希 這是珊德拉 珊德拉 這是南希 Nance, Sandra. Sandra, Nance.
珊卓拉·麥唐納 一個來自邦加隆的原住民 G'day, Sandra McDonald, a Goorie from Bundjalung Nation
路過海豚頭的瘋子集中營 via Dolphin Heads lunatic asylum.
對啊 我告訴了珊卓拉你的一切 南希 Yeah, I've been telling Sandra all about you, Nance.
告訴她你是毫無保留的誠實 Told her you was warts and all honest.
-尤其是缺點 -天啊 -Especially the warts. -Jesus!
看看這個身高 Look at the size of this one!
-親愛的 你是誰 -這是唐娜 -Who are you, love? -That's Donna.
你會請我們進去的吧 唐娜 You gonna invite us in, Donna?
不 No!
不行 我不能請你們進來 我剛洗過地毯 No, I can't! I've just shampooed the carpets.
那我的回旋鏢怎么辦 Oh, what about my boomerang?
我會幫你拿 I'll get it.
就待在這里 You just stay here.
待在這里 You all stay here.
喜歡嗎 How do you like it?
又白又甜 Sweet and white.
你沒事吧 親愛的 You all right there, love?
坐下 Sit down.
對不起 Excuse me!
我請你們進來了嗎 Did I invite you inside?
唐娜請我們來喝茶 Donna's making us tea.
她是你的一個加分點 南希 She's a credit to you, Nance.
她的腿也很好 She's got great legs, too.
唐娜 把腿劈開 Hey,Donna, stretch them hamstrings.
看見了嗎 夏茲 多神奇啊 See that, Shaz? Fucking amazing.
唐娜 Donna!
把腿收好 Put that away.
出去 滾出去 Get out. Go on!
給你 Mum. Here.
你的回旋鏢 快 快走 Here's what you came for. Go on. Off you go.
快走 Shoo!
媽 你太沒禮貌啦 You're being rude, Mum.
不會 別擔心 唐娜 No, don't worry, Donna.
這不只是社交性的訪問 這是一次治療 This is more than a social visit. It's an intervention.
南希 Nance.
你是個強迫癥患者 You're an obsessive-compulsive disorder
還是個骯臟八卦的賤人 and a nasty gossip and bitch to boot.
你需要幫助 我們會幫助你的 You need help, and we're here to help you.
你不能用干凈和整齊來控制世界 You can't control the world with cleanliness and order.
生活可不是那樣的 生活是混亂的 Life's not like that. Life's mess.
緩慢流動滴滴答答的混亂 Oozing, flowing, dripping mess.
當然 你能把你家整得跟科學實驗室一樣 Sure, you can keep your house looking like a science lab
你可以讓唐娜裝得像個打籃球的修女 and you can have Donna here acting like a nun with a netball.
那生活規律被打破了的時候 你怎么辦 But what are you gonna do when life busts in?
你 南希 你是個活生生的人啊 And you, Nance, you're flesh and blood, sweat and piss.
你是個女人 南希 不是餐具 You're a woman, Nance, not Tupperware.
不 我們不能丟下你 這是個緊急的事 No, we can't leave you. This is an emergency.
我要叫警察啦 I'm calling the police.
不 這不是警察管的事 一個女性的緊急情況 Not a police emergency. A feminine emergency.
你有墊子嗎 You got any pads?
什么 What?
就是墊子啊 You know, pads.
寫字板 Writing pads?
最好是最大號的 Sanitary pads.
衛生棉墊最好是最大號的 Preferably maxi.
給誰用 For who?
我們都要 是的 All of us, actually, yeah.
你知道 住在一起的女性 You know how women living in close proximity
經期都差不多 line up menstrually?
跟月亮有點關系 Something to do with the moon?
我們的經期都湊一塊了 不是嗎 孩子們 Well, we've all lined up, haven't we, girls?
就在你客廳里 Right here in your lounge room.
我在你的白沙發來了例假 I'm having an emergency on your white couch.
我也是 Me, too.
你現在是個女人啦 珍 Oh, you're a woman now, Jane.
-滾出去 -夏茲 -Get out! -Shaz?
滾 Get out!
夏茲 Shaz!
看來 哪兒哪兒都能當衛生棉墊啊 南希 Looks like pads all round, Nance.
臟死了 臟死了 臟豬 On! Pigs! You filthy, filthy pigs!
我肯定血流如河啊 I'm bleeding like a stuck one, that's for sure.
我去拿衛生紙 廁所在哪兒 I'll get the toilet paper! Where's the bathroom?
讓一下 Excuse me!
滾 Get out!
珍 讓南希拿那個回旋標砸你一下 Jane, let Nancy twiddle that boomerang.
這對她來說是個很好的治療方法 It's good therapy for her.
別害怕混亂啊 南希 Don't be afraid of mess, Nance.
混亂是好事啊 混亂就是生活 Mess is good. Mess is life!
叫警察 Call the police!
我請他們進來的 I invited them in!
警察能干什么呢 南希 因為我們來例假逮捕我們 What are the cops gonna do, Nance? Arrest us for bleeding?
就是這樣 南希 失去控制 跟你的精神病干一仗 That's it, Nance. Lose control. Fight your pathology!
過來 Coming through!
沖破你的假象 南希 Break free of your delusions, Nance!
發泄被禁止的欲望 Unleash those forbidden desires.
他們激烈的鎮壓 Them repressed impulses!
擁抱混亂并自由起來 Embrace mess and be free!
她要瘋啦 She's gone mental!
不 媽 No, Mum!
我們會把它們送去干洗的 Get them dry cleaned!
控制你的力量 Behold your power.
趨同的天性 The instinct of conformity.
我沒這種本能 That's what I'm missing.
她們有而我沒有 It's what they have and I don't.
滾開 怪胎 Fuck off, freak.
太典型的心理啦 So neurotypical.
我頭發漂亮嗎 "Is my hair nice?"
不 No!
典型心理是指很無聊的嗎 Does neurotypical mean, like, boring?
你是對的 You're right.
夏茲 Shaz?
我警告你哦 I warned you.
我這回會毅了你的 This time I'll kill you.
不 我跟他說了 I said to him,
我不會跟你第一次約會就打炮 "I'm not going to have sex with you on the first date.
我是很自重的 "I have self-respect."
是 我知道 Yeah, I know...
等一會啊 Hang on a tick.
海豚頭議會 老穆辦公室 我是蒂莎 Dolphin Heads Council, Mayor Moochmore's office, Tisha speaking.
巴瑞 Barry!
穆曲穆爾市長 Mayor Moochmore!
我在開會 I'm in conference!
家里出了急事 There's an emergency at home!
我畫了那個 I painted that.
我在拓寬珍的"道路" I'm helping Jean widen her access road.
他們確定家里有人死亡了 They reckon somebody's died!
你們在哪兒 別驚慌 Where are youse? Nobody panic!
我回來了 我回來了 I'm here! I'm here!
看見沒 我跟你們說他沒死 See? I told you he wasn't dead.
只是形同死人罷了 Just seemed like it.
坐啊 巴瑞 你正趕上吃飯 Sit down, Barry. You're just in time to carve the bird.
飯是孩子們做的 還包括這個雞 The girls cooked everything you see, including the stuffing.
你喘的很厲害啊 你怎么了 You seem a bit stuffed yourself. What have you been up to?
你的啤酒 Here's your beer!
這是你的名牌 所以沒人會弄錯你是誰 Here's your name tag, so nobody forgets who anybody is.
米歇爾 Michelle.
吃豆子嗎 Peas,Dad?
爸 奶油面包吃嗎 Bread and butter, Dad?
好吃的玉米啊 Delicious corn.
肉汁來點吧 This is gravy.
要 Yeah.
你們自己做的 You girls cooked this yourselves?
-當然是他們自己 -是的 -Certainly did. -Yep.
對 Yep.
這很... It's, um...
很不錯嘛 It's great.
我得走了 I gotta go.
你哪兒也不能去 You're not going anywhere.
什么 What?
不許走 You heard me.
-什么 -不許走 -What? -You heard me.
-什么 -不許 走 -What? -You heard me.
-什么 -就是不的意思 -What? -"What" means "no."
什么 What?
當老爸說"什么"的時候 就是在說"不"的意思 When Dad says "what" like that, he means "no."
是嗎 巴瑞 Is that right, Barry?
你說"什么"的時候 就是在說"不" When you say "what" like that, you mean "no"
或者你就只是在說"什么" or you just mean "what"?
-什么 -或者其實你是想說 -What? -Or does it mean,
我跟你們在一起沒有感到很開心 "I don't feel comfortable with you girls,
因為我一點也不了解你們 "because I don't know any of youse
我還不知道跟你們說什么 "and I don't know what to say to youse.
最簡單的處理方法就是逃到酒吧里 "Easiest thing for me to do is run off to the pub with me mates
狗屁都不說 什么也不干 "and talk about nothing, instead of everything."
"什么"是不是這個意思啊 巴瑞 That's what "what" means, innit, Barry?
醒醒吧 Wakey, wakey!
我欣賞過你 巴瑞 I admired you, Barry.
我以為你是個男人 I thought you was a big man.
但你狗屁都不是 就是個自私的混蛋 But you're nothing but a self-centered, whining piece of shit.
上帝啊 Jesus.
你覺得你利用你家庭的時候 我會束手旁觀嗎 You think I'm gonna stand by while you abuse your family?
我從來就沒討厭過他們 I'd never hit any of them.
我懂 你沒那個膽子打他們 Oh, no, you don't have the guts to use your fists.
你冷禁他們 是不是 You slap them girls around with silence, don't you?
你以不聞不問作為他們的懲罰 You kick 'em by not looking at 'em,
你以不回家和在外面亂搞 you beat your wife by not coming home
來折磨你的妻子 and fucking anything that moves.
-這不是真的 -閉嘴 我知道怎么回事 -That's not true... -Shut up! I heard the stories.
你知道我丈夫討厭我的時候 我怎么做的嗎 You know what I did when my husband hit me?
把他的臉從眉毛撕到了下巴 I slit his face open from his eyebrow to his chin.
你覺得他還能討厭我嗎 扁我 You think he ever hit me again? Hit me?
他連照鏡子都不敢 He couldn't even look in the mirror without crying about it.
閉嘴 跟我走 Shut up and keep moving!
夏茲 Shaz!
-叫警察啊 -別傷害他 -Call the police! -Don't hurt him!
-滾開 -進去 -Get off... -Get in there!
你不敢殺我 我是正式的候選人 You can't kill me! I'm an elected official!
挺能嚇唬人的啊 It's easy to impress people who don't know you, isn't it?
我會被追悼的 I'll be missed!
是啊 只有你的家人會那樣做 真他娘的諷刺啊 Yeah, only by your family. Suck on that irony.
米歇爾 Michelle!
我沒有機械人啊 米歇爾 I don't have it! Michelle!
米歇爾 親愛的 是我 Michelle, it's me, love.
對不起 對不起 I'm sorry. I'm so sorry!
我錯了 我真沒有那個啊 I don't have it. I'm sorry.
夏茲 Shaz?
是我 我把你爹弄來了 Yeah. I got your dad down here.
這現在是她睡覺的地方 巴瑞 This is where she sleeps now, Barry.
她等其它人都睡了 She waits till everyone goes to bed
才搬著東西下來 and then she moves her stuff down here.
跟你爸講 為什么你下來睡 米歇爾 Tell your dad what you're doing down here, Michelle.
在上面他們能找到我 They know how to find me up there.
-誰能找到你 -迷失太空里的外星人 -Who does? -The ones from Lost in Space.
他們想要機械人 而我沒有啊 They want the mechanical man. I don't have him.
他們知道我睡哪兒 因為我壞 他們要抓我 They know where I sleep. They want to hurt me, because I'm bad.
他們把媽媽抓走了 因為我讓他們失望了 They took Mum, because I let 'em down.
我不能上去啊 I can't be up there no more.
她需要幫助啊 巴瑞 你覺得該怎么辦 She needs help, Barry. What are you gonna do about it?
-我會解決的 親愛的 -你解決不了的 -I'm onto it, sweetheart. -No!
-你可以上來了 -我不要 -You can come out now. -No!
我就在這里 I've gotta stay here.
我就只能在這里 I gotta stay here.
我要跟她單獨談談 I wanna talk to her, alone.
不行 No.
她是我女兒 不是你的 She's my daughter, not yours!
跟我講講吧 親愛的 好嗎 Why don't you tell me about it, okay?
你不會生氣 You won't get mad?
不會 No.
我不會發火的 I won't get mad.
你不討厭我了 You won't hate me no more?
你結過婚 夏茲 You were married, Shaz.
你跟崔佛·布倫德爾結過婚 You were married to Trevor Blundell.
結過婚 Married?
直到死亡將我們分開 Till death do us part.
我是說真的 盡管他不是 I meant that, even if he didn't.
他跟我說你死了 He told me you were dead.
那他說葛蕾斯什么了嗎 And what about Grace?
他跟你說我們女兒的事了嗎 He tell you about our daughter?
他也跟你講葛蕾斯也死了是嗎 Told you she was dead, too, didn't he?
她沒死 Yeah, well, she ain't dead.
他抓住了她 盡管葛蕾斯不愿意 He's got her and he keeps her against her will.
這是我來海豚頭的原因 That's why I came to Dolphin Heads.
這就是為什么你爸為我停了車 That's why your dad stopped for me.
也是你為什么為他工作 That's why you work for him.
這是你的命運 It's your destiny.
相信我嗎 Trust me?
我幫了你們 I done for you, didn't I?
你們也要回報我 And you do for me.
進去吧 Go on.
他需要你 He needs you.
請接 伊恩·戴維斯 Ian Davies, please.
是的 我是巴瑞·穆曲穆爾 Yeah, Barry Moochmore.
伊恩 Yeah, Ian?
不是特別好 No, not good, actually.
是我女兒 米歇爾 她有幻覺 It's my daughter Michelle. She's feeling crook.
她會聽見奇怪的聲音 She's hearing voices, Ian.
告訴她讓她自殺之類的 Telling her to kill herself and that.
我覺得你最好... I think you'd better.
再見 See you soon.
我不討厭你們 I don't hate youse.
誰說我討厭你們 Who said I hated youse?
我只是和男孩子一起長大的而已 I grew up with boys, that's all.
他們經常把我和我兄弟 跟肯尼迪兄弟相提并論 They used to compare me and me brothers to the Kennedys.
我們就像海厄尼斯港三兄弟 We was like Jack, Bobby and Teddy in Hyannis Port.
只是我們是海豚頭三兄弟 Except we were Barry, Vince and Ken in Dolphin Heads.
而且我爸 And me dad.
他是個粗漢 He was a big man.
很像老肯尼迪 A rogue like old Joe Kennedy was.
他跟我們講我們注定居功至偉 And he told us that we was destined
就像肯尼迪兄弟一樣 for greatness like them Kennedy boys.
但這就是我的偉大之處 But this is my greatness, isn't it?
一個小城的市長 Mayor of nothing but a shithole town
有一個瘋老婆和五個瘋妞 with an insane wife and five mental daughters.
所以你很不得意嗎 多大點事 So you didn't get what you want. Big deal!
我們是女孩 爸爸 We're girls, Dad.
一直都會是 We're gonna be girls for the rest of our lives,
為什么你不就此閉嘴呢 so why don't you just shut up about it.
而且我們希望你開始回家 And we want you to start coming home
和我們談談 and talking to us about things.
還要帶我們去沙灘那樣的地方玩 And taking us places. Like the beach and that.
就像我們是一家人 Like we're a real family.
因為我們本來就是 'Cause we are one.
你考慮一下 If you think about it.
你別招其它的女人啦 And we want you to stop seeing other women.
每個人都知道你那些破事 'Cause everybody knows about it.
老媽也知道 Mum did, too.
太他娘的丟臉了 And it's just embarrassing.
打死我也不敢 I would never have dared,
這么跟我老爸說話 永遠也不會 not in a million years, dared to talk to my father like this!
哪怕只有一次看到不該看的 One wrong look, and he thrashed
他就不會讓我好過 the living daylights out of me!
是啊 Yeah.
他不是個好爸爸 He was a bad father, too.
老爸 Dad?
世界上不止有肯尼迪兄弟 There weren't only Kennedy boys.
你有女兒啊 There were girls, too.
雖然其中一個是瘋子 她不算 And one of them was mental and they put her away.
所以 So...
這么想想你也挺像肯尼迪的 You're sort of like a Kennedy, if you think about it.
是啊 Yeah.
我知道自己是誰 I reckon I am.
我是朵麗絲·查爾斯 Doris Charles speaking.
我們綁了伊麗莎白一世 和她的奇怪的朋友 We have Elizabeth I and all her weird friends.
不要啊 No!
微笑 Smile.
朵麗絲有些話想對你說 雪莉 Doris has got something to say to you, Shirley.
我一直... I've...
干什么呢 大聲點 朵麗絲 What's that? Speak up, Doris.
我一直 I've always
嫉妒你 been jealous of you.
你的純潔的天性 Of your sweet, caring nature.
還有老媽其實更愛你一些 And the fact that Mum loved you more than she loved me.
不 老媽沒有 Oh, no, she didn't.
她就有 She did.
-她沒有 -她就有 -She didn't. -She did.
-她就是 -她真沒 -She did. -She really didn't.
她確實偏愛你 She did.
老朵麗絲已經怨念這個很多年啦 And old Doris here's been pissed off about it for years.
不過你現在已經不那么覺得了吧 But you're over that now, aren't you, Doris?
是啊 Yes.
對 她一周會去你家兩次 Yeah, and twice a week, she's gonna come over to your house
去喝喝茶 看看孩子們 and have a cup of tea with you and the girls.
最后她還會幫你洗碗 是不是 朵麗絲 And afterwards, she's going to help you with the dishes, aren't you, Doris?
說不定還清理一下地板 And maybe some vacuuming.
洗洗衣服什么的 對嗎 朵麗絲 Little bit of laundry, too, aren't you, Doris?
是吧 Aren't you?
伊麗莎白一世哦 Elizabeth the 1st.
是的 我會的 我會幫你的 Yes, I am. I will. Yes.
她非常非常抱歉 She's very, very sorry.
我非常非常抱歉 I'm very, very sorry.
為什么啊 For what?
因為她是個賤人 For being a cunt.
-我不會那么說的 -別... -I will not say that! -Oh, no.
天啊 別... Oh, gosh, don't, no.
但你就是個賤人 你是最賤的那個賤人 But you are a cunt. You are the cuntiest cunt of all time.
承認你是賤人的事實吧 Admit your cunthood.
別 別讓她那么說 No, don't make her say that.
一個像重力一般無法否認的事實 It's an irrefutable fact, like gravity.
快別讓她那么說 Please don't make her say that.
好吧 她很抱歉沒有做好一個好姐姐 All right. She's sorry for not being a very good sister. Hmm?
我也很抱歉 Oh. I'm sorry, too.
-你不需要感到抱歉的 雪莉 -不 我有要道歉的 -You don't have to be sorry, Shirley. -Yes, I do.
-沒有 -有的 -No. -I do.
-雪莉 雪莉 -不 我有不對的地方 我有 -Shirley. Shirley. -No, I do. I do.
-雪莉 -我真的對不起 -Shirley. -But I do.
-雪莉 -我真的很抱歉 -Shirley. -I really am sorry.
她是對的 She's right.
你不用道歉 You don't.
我不是個好姐姐 I haven't been a very good sister.
出來吧 雪莉 Oh, come on out, Shirley.
一切都會好起來的 Everything's gonna be all right.
那巴瑞呢 But what about Barry?
他還生我的氣嗎 Is he still angry with me?
雪莉 你知道的 朵麗絲就是個賤人 Shirley, as you know, I think Doris here's a cunt,
但有件事她是對的 but she is right about one thing.
巴瑞就是跟著老二走的 Barry's a bit of a dickhead.
別管他怎么想的 You have to stop worrying about what he thinks,
他就只關心自己 because he only ever thinks of himself.
媽 Mum!
哈啰 Hello!
媽 媽 是我 Mum! Mum, it's me.
親愛的 你好啊 G'day, love.
媽媽 你感覺怎么樣啊 How are you feeling?
我很好啊 Oh, I'm fine. Fine.
甜心 停 Oh, sweetheart, stop.
我投了你的票 I voted for you.
畢芙莉也是 So did Beverley.
謝謝 謝謝你們 Oh, thank you, love. Both of youse.
你現在可以出來了 老媽 房子現在很干凈 You can come out now, Mum. The house is all clean.
毒南希瘋了 是吧 夏茲 And Noxious Nance went mental, didn't she, Shaz?
在高危監護病房 雪莉 小黑房你懂的 High-dependency ward, Shirley. The quiet room.
唐娜跟一個有邊緣性格的原住民拉拉跑了 Donna ran off with a borderline personality lesbian Aboriginal.
你記得嗎 珊德拉 Well, you remember. Sandra.
珊德拉 珊德拉怎么樣了 Oh, Sandra? How is Sandra?
-結婚了 -跟唐娜 -Married. -To Donna.
你看 他們的照片 Here, they sent me a picture.
她們私奔到阿德雷得 They eloped to Adelaide.
然后南希去追 And Nance just went ballistic.
在一個超市綁架了唐娜 And kidnapped Donna out of a supermarket.
所以珊德拉的醫生就讓南希進來了 So Sandra called her doctors and had Nance certified.
你看 雪莉 See, Shirley?
就數你最正常了 All this time, you was the normal one.
猜猜還有什么 And guess what?
我精神分裂 I'm schizophrenic.
米歇爾 是有點精神分裂 但科拉沒有 Michelle's schizophrenic, and Coral's not.
老爸幫她請了個心理醫生 Dad got a psychiatrist, didn't you, Dad?
是伊恩·戴維斯 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Ian Davies. You remember Ian.
你記得伊恩吧 就是那個幫你... He's the one that helped put you...
他給了我氯氮平 But he gave me clozapine.
只要米歇爾吃這藥她就沒事 As long as Michelle keeps taking that, she's going to be fine.
我不知道事情是在變好還是變壞 I don't know if things are coming together or falling apart.
別哭媽媽 Don't cry, Mum.
我現在很高興的 I'm happy.
所有的女生都在嫉妒我 不是嗎 All the girls are jealous of me, aren't you?
出來吧 雪莉 Come out, Shirl.
你不能再待在這了 You can't be in here no more.
回家吧 我們都很想你 媽媽 Please come home. We miss you so much, Mum.
我們疊了床 我還洗了碗 凱琳把盤子晾干了 We made our beds and I washed the dishes, and Kayleen dried them.
-回家吧 親愛的 -家里真的很干凈 -Come home, love. -It's really clean.
好吧 媽媽 come on, Please.
好吧 Yes!
星期六 下午7點 Saturday, 7:00 p.m.
他會在水族館扯他的捕鯊屁事 He'll be at the aquarium, spouting his shark hunter bullshit.
就是我們下手的時候 And that's when we do it.
船被警察盯著呢 我們得聰明點 Now the boat's booby-trapped, so we've got to be smart.
如果我們要得到葛蕾斯 We want Grace,
我們得有點談判的籌碼 we have to have something we can negotiate with.
一些他在意的東西 Something he cares about.
你知道我在說什么吧 科拉 You know what I'm talking about, don't you, Coral?
找到鑰匙 打開鎖 把鏈子綁在輪子上 Find the keys, unlock them chains on the wheels.
我們從那把它拖出來 Tow it right out of there.
葛蕾絲 Grace?
-小子 你在唱什么 -什么 -What are you singing, mate? -What?
從哪弄的歌詞 Where'd you get them words?
我編的啊 I made 'em up!
趨同天性 下一步呢 Instinct of conformity? Next step?
她在哪 那個瘋婆子在哪 Where is she? Where is the mad bitch?
葛蕾絲 Grace?
她在哪 你女兒在哪 Where is she? Where's your daughter?
噓 有人來了 Shhh! There's someone coming.
沒什么好擔心的 Nothing to worry about, Shirley.
我們去偷我的鯊魚 We're just going to steal me ex-husband's shark.
回去睡覺吧 Go back to bed.
夏茲 Shaz!
那個老賤人 That old bitch.
我希望你把這當作綁架案來對待 I want you to treat this as a kidnapping.
沒事 我們已經化妝了 走吧 Don't worry. I been in tighter spots than this. Come on!
別 夏茲 別 No, Shaz, no...
聽我說 雪莉 等你早上醒來的時候 No, no. when you wake up in the morning, Shirley,
我就會離開了 你的家庭也會和睦如初 I'll be gone and you'll have your family back.
-不行 -老媽 我來處理這個 -No! -Mum, I've got this.
你們檢查走廊 你們檢查陽臺 You check down the hallway. You check out on the veranda.
沒事 我們不是來找你的 我們來找夏茲 Don't worry, we're not here for you. We're here for Shaz.
她是個瘋子 她用刀攻擊我 She's nuts. She attacked me with a knife.
別管那些啦 Oh, shut up about that.
更重要的是 我的娃娃在哪啊 More importantly, where are my dolls?
去死吧 洋娃娃 Die, doll!
他跟我講了你 夏茲 He told me about you, Shaz.
把你臉畫黑 科拉 Black out your face, Coral.
葛蕾斯淹死了 Grace drowned.
-什么 -她是個癮君子 -What? -She was a drug addict.
她在海里游泳的時候 She went swimming in the sea...
你一點都不知道我女兒的事情 你聽見了嗎 You don't know the first thing about me daughter, you hear me?
葛蕾斯沒磕藥 也沒淹死 Grace weren't on drugs and she didn't drown.
她被一條鯊魚吃了 She got took by a shark.
一條在他展覽秀上的鯊魚 His shark. The one that's in his show.
那個吃了哈洛德·霍爾特的鯊魚 The shark that ate Harold Holt?
它就沒吃過哈洛德·霍爾特 It never ate Harold Holt.
那是他為了展覽撒的謊 That's bullshit he made up for the punters.
他五年前在葛蕾斯失蹤那一天抓住了它 He caught it five years ago, the day after Grace went missing,
因為他知道這條是吃了他女兒的鯊魚 'cause he knew, he knew it was the shark that took her.
他對你有一條禁止原則 夏茲 He's got a restraining order on you, Shaz.
他說你敢靠近那鯊魚 他就再把你放倒 He says if you go near him, he'll put you away again.
再一次 Again?
你跟他講了是嗎 You told him, didn't you?
你跟他講了 Oh, you told him.
他已經知道了 He already knew!
別想騙我 Don't you lie to me!
你才是個騙子 You're the liar!
我們一點也不特殊 我們也不是什么下一代 We're not special! We're not the next steps, either!
別這么說 科拉 No, Coral!
這樣已經發生了三次了 Three times it's happened.
他每搬到一個地方 她就在那里找像我們一樣失敗的人 He moves to a place and she finds losers.
這不是真的 It's not true!
像我們一樣的失敗者 Losers like us.
不 我不是失敗者 No, I'm not a loser!
她選又笨又孤獨的人 She picks the stupid and the lonely
然后拍他們的馬屁 and she flatters you, avenges you,
在你意識到之前報復你 你們把鞋油擦在臉上幫她 and before you know it, you have boot polish on your face,
去搶一只死鯊魚 helping her steal a dead shark.
不 No!
科拉 她相信我們 Coral, she believes in us.
告訴他們 告訴他們你究竟怎么想的 Tell 'em. Tell 'em what you really think.
閉嘴 Oh, shut up!
告訴他們你在撒謊 賤人 Tell 'em, you lying bitch!
你狗屁都不是 你笨的都不敢為自己說話 You're nothing! You're too stupid to stand up for yourselves,
懶得關心他人除了你自己 too lazy to care about anyone but you.
你除了會撒謊還會干什么 What else are you good for but lies?
懂了嗎 Get it?
我們又笨 又懶 又不受歡迎 We're stupid, lazy and unpopular.
但至少我們沒瘋 But at least we're not crazy.
你把話收回去 You take it back.
收回去 Take it back.
你能聽見那聲音 You hear voices.
聽見你女兒在一條 You hear your daughter's voice
死鯊魚里叫你 calling you from inside a dead shark.
誰都救不了你 Nobody can save you from that.
我女兒的靈魂還在鯊魚里 The spirit lives on after the body. Don't you know that?
但她的靈魂被禁錮了 But it can be trapped.
她在那里痛苦的叫 卻沒有人聽得見 When it screams out in pain, there's no one there to hear it.
作為母親我一直能聽見的 A mother never stops hearing it.
她死了 靈魂必須回歸大海 Her spirit's gotta be in the ocean where she died.
她就在我腦子里 I've got to get it out of me head.
來 Come on.
你們向我保證過的 You promised me.
他知道你要來 夏茲 He knows you're coming, Shaz.
能走就走吧 Get out of here. While you still can.
快走吧 夏茲 Go, Shaz.
走吧 Please.
你知道那種愛一個人 Don't you know what it's like to care for someone
比愛自己還愛的感覺嗎 more than you care for yourself?
萊潑 Ripper!
別動 Hold still...
停在原地 Lay still!
回去 快回去 Hey, stay back! No!
別傷她 求你了 Don't hurt her! Please! No!
我們這周五能一塊吃中午飯嗎 Could we have lunch this Friday?
那下午茶呢 Or afternoon tea?
老爸回家了 Dad's home!
是老爸 我告訴過你了 媽 It's Dad! I told you, Mum.
我做了豆子 老爸喜歡豆子 I'll do the peas. Dad loves peas.
你們好 G'day!
-穆太太 -我是 -Mrs. Moochmore. -Yes?
崔佛·布羅德爾 Trevor Blundell.
科拉的老板 Coral's employer.
前老板 Former employer.
對不起 你沒了工作 Sorry, love, you're out of a job.
我要閉展了 明天閉展 I'm closing the shark show. Taking off tonight.
干杯 親愛的 Cheers, love.
我知道你為夏茲傷心了 You all feel bad about Shaz, I know.
但你做了對的事情 But you done the right thing.
他們會放她出來的 They'll let her out.
他們總是這樣 然后她又會回來找我 They always do, then it starts again.
為什么你不把鯊魚直接給她呢 Why don't you just give her the shark?
她永遠得不到那條鯊魚 She never gets that shark.
她不能忘記她做了什么 She never gets to forget what she done.
那她干了什么 What did she do?
她當時沒注意葛蕾斯 She looked the other way!
她現在想保護葛蕾斯 She wants to protect Grace now!
當時她在哪 Where was she then?
說不定她會死 Maybe she'll die.
是有這種可能 There's a possibility.
她不能再花一年時間找我了 那樣會殺了她 She can't take another 12 months searching for me, it'll kill her.
或者她自殺 Or she'll kill herself.
夏茲絕不會自殺 Shaz would never do that.
是嗎 That a fact?
一個小女孩告訴我她從陽臺跳下來過 A little girl once told me she jumped off a veranda,
因為她不喜歡自己的模樣 'cause she didn't like the look of her own face.
如果這個小女孩知道什么是真正的痛苦 Imagine if that little girl knew real pain.
痛苦 Grief.
絕望 Despair.
說不定會割喉的 Maybe she'd cut her throat, too.
是啊 Yeah.
或者割腕 Or her wrists.
要不就用從睡衣上扯下的松緊帶 Or try to hang herself in the bathroom
在浴室上吊自殺 with the elastic from her pajamas.
說不定這次我們比較幸運 Maybe this time we'll be lucky
不用一直提防著 and there'll be no five-minute checks,
或者再也不用防著她了 and we can all be free.
我原來也有個家 I had a family.
我們經常坐在一起 We used to sit around a table
聊天談心 and talk about things.
談談未來 The future.
我們原來都有的 We had it all.
只是我們不知道 We just didn't know it.
你好 崔佛 G'day, Trev.
科拉說對不起 但她還是偷了你的鯊魚 Oh, Coral says sorry, but they've stolen your shark.
他們留下了這個 They left this, but.
小子 Oh, mate.
你不會對那個還耿耿于懷吧 You're not still upset about that, are you?
你要干什么 What are you doing?
不 No.
聽著 天啊 我們沒那個時間 Look? Jesus! We don't have the time!
老弟 拜托 拜托 Mate, please. Please!
救命啊 Help!
你好 雪莉 臥龍崗怎么樣 Oh, g'day, Shirley. How was Wollongong?
我不知道啊 杰克 我在精神病院 I wouldn't know, Jack. I was in a mental hospital.
和這些瘋狂的... Haha, with the crazy...
你這三天都去哪了 巴瑞 Where have you been the last three days, Barry?
什么 What?
我說 你這三天都去哪了 I said, where have you been the last three days?
-什么 -還有她是誰 -What? -And who's she?
我畫了那個 I painted that.
-什么 -我懂了 -What? -I see.
所以一切都是老樣子是吧 So nothing's changed then, has it?
你滾吧 巴瑞 You're leaving me, Barry.
事實上你早滾了 Actually, you left me a long time ago.
但這次你他媽的再也別回來 But this time you're really leaving me.
那我的選舉怎么辦 What about me election?
什么 What?
我說我的選舉 I said, what about me election?
-什么 -他的選舉 -What? -His election.
什么 什么 什么 What, what, what!
-那個東西在哪 -什么 -Where is it? -What?
干 Fuck!
那個紀念板 那個板 The emergency plaque! The emergency plaque!
雪莉 雪莉 Shirley! Shirley!
我一直為特殊的時刻準備著這個 I have been saving this for a special occasion.
你的特殊瀑布 Your very own waterfall.
以你命名的 Named it after you.
我去年讓議會同意的 Pushed it through the council last year.
這個瀑布在華寧山附近的雨林里 It's in the rainforest near Mount Warning.
如果你帶了大砍刀的話 只要兩小時的路程 It's only a two-hour hike from the road, if you use a machete.
雪莉·穆曲穆爾瀑布 "Shirley Moochmore Falls."
是真的 It's true.
我曾經墜落過 I did fall.
我墜到了雨林的深處 I fell deep in a forest.
那沒有人能懂我 And there was no one there to hear me.
有些人是可以的 Except there was someone.
反正不是你 And it wasn't you.
你曾經有個家 巴瑞 You had a family, Barry.
你曾經有個老婆 You had a wife.
太棒了 Oh, yeah!
漂亮 崔佛 Yeah, Trev.
來吧 崔佛 Come on, Trev!
你好 不好意思 Hello. Excuse me?
我是雪莉·穆曲穆爾 我原來是這里的患者 Hi. My name's Shirley Moochmore. I used to be a patient here.
我是那個以為自己丈夫得了幸運之輪的患者 I was the one who thought her husband had won Wheel of Fortune.
媽 Mum.
不過我現在好了 多謝你和波扎克 Anyway, I'm fine now, thanks to you and Prozac, of course.
她們是我的女兒 莉安 科拉 還有米歇爾 These are my daughters. This is Leanne, Coral, and that's Michelle...
夏儂·索恩班德 我們想見見夏儂·索恩班德 Sharon Thornbender. We want to see Sharon Thornbender.
雪莉 Shirley!
珊德拉 Sandra!
唐娜 Donna!
夏茲在這 They got Shaz in here?
我靠 你媽完了 Fuck! Your mum's gonna shit!
等著看她們倆互毆吧 Wait till they clap eyes on each other.
我媽不會見我們的 Mum won't see us.
她認為我們是瘋子 She reckons we're abnormal freaks.
看看我們的結婚戒指 Hey, check out our wedding rings.
挺漂亮的啊 That's so nice.
我們來這要解救夏茲出去 We're here to bust Shaz out.
是啊 我們還準備了個無尾熊 Yeah, that's why we got the koala.
沒事 是假槍 Don't worry, it's not real.
不不不 一旦她安全了 No,no,no, once she's safe,
我就自首然后請求無罪釋放 I'll turn myself in and plead insanity.
你瘋了 You gone mad?
我也會為你這么做的 I'd do the same for you.
你們找夏茲 Here for Shaz?
是啊 Oh, yes.
夏茲說她不想見你們 Yeah, Shaz says she doesn't wanna see youse.
事實上她說她再也不想見到你們了 Actually, she says she never wants to see you again. Ever.
他們讓我把這個給你 They asked me to give you this.
她們說你懂的 They said you'd understand.
感覺怎么樣 南希有點像在動物園 How you feeling, Nance? A little zonked?
我一點也不奇怪 我給你加了1200伏電壓 I'm not surprised. We've put 1,200 volts through your head.
走一走好不好 How about a little walk?
滾 都他媽滾 Fuck youse.
都他媽給我滾 Fuck youse all.
南希 Nance!
他們能唱歌了 Nance, they can sing!
我的孩子可以唱歌了 My girls can sing!
家庭才是重要的 Family, Nance. That's what matters.
人們會接受真正的你的 People accepting you for who you are.
你也要接受真正的他們 You accepting them right back.
媽 Mum?
媽媽我愛你 I love you, Mum.
我也愛你 I love you, too, Mum.
看毒南希和拉拉抱在一起 Look at Noxious with the dykes!
去了 Go for it!
夏茲 拜托 Shaz, come on!
她又瘋了 She's gone mental again!
萊潑 Ripper!
讓我們解放你的女兒 Let's go free your daughter.
太殘忍了 Brutal.
就是這了 This is it.
珍 你帶著萊潑 往后退 Jane, you take Ripper. Step back!
你相信嗎 來吧 來吧 Can you believe it? Come on. Come on!
快打 Hit it!
不 No!
給我離水箱遠點 Step away from the tank!
萊潑 別動 Ripper, down.
不要 崔佛 No, Trev.
我不會讓你那么做的 Not possible.
我要開槍了 I'll shoot you!
我會開槍打死你的 I'll shoot you dead.
是嗎 是啊 看來是了 Yeah, well, you're gonna have to.
因為這次我一定要做成 Because this time I'm doing it.
要嘛放她出來要么我去死 She is gonna be free or I join her.
她已經死了 She's dead!
你為什么不能放手 Why don't you let her die?
因為她在呼喚我 Because she calls me.
你也聽得到 我知道你聽的到 You hear her, too. I know you hear her.
我當然聽到 Course I hear her.
我每天都聽得到 I hear her every day of me life!
從我的心里 我的記憶里 In me heart, me memories.
但不是從那條鯊魚里傳出來的 They're not coming out of that fucking shark!
-崔佛...-閉嘴 科拉 -Trev... -Shut up, Coral.
你腦子進水了 You're in over your head.
你想讓它停止嗎 崔佛 You want it to stop, Trev?
開槍吧 Pull the trigger.
因為我不能停下來 'Cause I can't stop no other way.
幫幫我 You help me.
你是唯一一個懂的 You're the only one who understands.
快幫幫我 Help me.
開槍 Do it.
不要啊 No!
好 向前開 Okay, forward!
往前開 Go forward!
媽媽 往前開 Mum, move forward.
崔佛 Trevor!
-慢慢的 -慢慢的 -Slowly! -Slowly!
慢慢的 Slowly!
慢點 媽媽 Slowly, Mum!
慢點 我正在慢慢來 Slowly! I'm going slow.
好的 Okay.
小心的 Safely!
小心點 崔佛 Be careful, Trevor.
輕點對它 Easy does it.
-然后呢 -把繩子給我 -What? -Give me the rope.
使勁拉 Chuck it now.
我在右邊 I'm right.
看到了嗎 我準備好了 Got it? Yeah, I'm ready.
好啦 我拿到了 Got it. I got it!
等他把水箱清干凈了 就拉繩子 When she clears the tank, pull.
我愛你 你個孬種 I love you, you cunt.
你這個瘋子 You fucking mad bitch.
什么 是現在嗎 What... Now?
現在 Now?
就是現在 Now!
拉 Go!
不 No!
夏茲 Shaz!
崔佛 Trev!
夏茲 Shaz!
他看起來很抱歉 He looks sorry.
他就只是想讓我去他的競選活動而已 He just wants me to show up to his campaign launch, that's all.
得了 媽媽 Come on, Mum.
如果是夏茲的話會怎么做 What would Shaz do?
跟你爸說 只有一種情況我才會去 Tell your father I will go,
女士們 先生們 Ladies and gentlemen.
他是現任 以及下一任 He is the current and future
海豚頭市長 Mayor of Dolphin Heads City Council.
巴瑞·穆曲穆爾 Barry Moochmore!
-你在干什么 -滾開 -What are you doing? -Piss off.
你瘋啦 滾開 Have you lost your mind? Get stuffed.
閉嘴 Shut up!
快閉嘴 Shut the fuck up!
他們就像馮·崔普一家一樣 They're just like the Von Trapps!
太好了 Nice.
太丟人了 How embarrassing.
我走了 I lived.
不 No!